As I don't make any alcohol-free beer, and I am currently experiencing quite high demand for such a product, I called my friends at Locher Craft to see if they would like to help me out. They make the best alcohol free beer in Switzerland that I know of. You're welcome. Cheers!
 
"Entdecke das untergärige, alkoholfreie, dunkle «Freefall» mit einem würzigen, vollmundigen und malzbetonten Aroma. Bist du startklar?"
 
"Discover ‘Freefall’ – a bottom-fermented, non-alcoholic, dark lager beer with a spicy, full-bodied and malty flavour. Are you ready?"